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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

Source: skressed Via: pornstarwars

soulofacityy:

i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.  

gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

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crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out


actual picture of me after chipotle

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

Wow, I loved that new movie that came out near the end of November!

brookeeverdeen:

annadancesthroughthenight:

snowylittlebastard:

You know, that one with the awesome loner female lead with a swell braid in her hair

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The one who was associated with a certain element

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And had an optimistic little sister she loved a lot

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I especially loved the part where her dress transformed into a different 

dress

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Oh, but let’s not forget the great male characters!

Like the sweet blonde guy

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And the stern but handsome brunette

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Yeah, it was such a great and unique film!

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nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE SICK AND GOT A STUFFY NOSE

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isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

Source: joshpeck Via: wawaqueen