*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Will Smith’s second son
Wait he has a second son?
this is what comes up when you google will smith’s children
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out
actual picture of me after chipotle
You know, that one with the awesome loner female lead with a swell braid in her hair
The one who was associated with a certain element
And had an optimistic little sister she loved a lot
I especially loved the part where her dress transformed into a different
Oh, but let’s not forget the great male characters!
Like the sweet blonde guy
And the stern but handsome brunette
Yeah, it was such a great and unique film!
IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU WERE SICK AND GOT A STUFFY NOSE
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY