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sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical
Source: sansaslays Via: pizza

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

Source: ridge Via: fhe1975

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

desime101:

elendadventure:

madelinelime:

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

daree-to-dream:

consultingwriter:

ollivander:

did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here

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CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS

Hey, only countries with a government get to criticize us.

How many of you fuckers saying you won’t drink beverages in a bag, but have had this, which is also in a bag?

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thATS A POUCH

RESPECT THE POUCH

RESPECT IT

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RESPECT IT

Source: ollivander Via: fhe1975

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

jiyongs-g-thong:

this is the complete opposite to a problem

jiyongs-g-thong:

this is the complete opposite to a problem

Source: kogumarecord Via: poopatato

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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Source: taggedrne Via: anfagistan

ridge:

synonym toast crunch 

Source: ridge Via: anfagistan
real-jean-ralphio:

my future son

real-jean-ralphio:

my future son

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB