Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.
so many of these are just spot on!
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show
i was told….—customers who wanna start some shit (via karencartwright)
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
this is so cute
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
"real men dont rape" actually, real men do rape. they do. men rape. it isn’t done by ~fake mythical special brand of evil~ men, it’s done by real men, men who may seem nice, men who you think you can trust, men you know, men who you’re close to. real men do rape. that’s the problem